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May 18, 2017

You Can't Spell 'Fifth Element' Without 'Meh'

     When Luc Besson re-released “The Fifth Element” (1997), I decided to go see it…for the first time. Yes, revoke my geek credentials, for I am guilty: I had never seen it before. I announced my intentions to my friends, w...

May 12, 2017

 Alone, Studs Fedora got the bottle of bourbon from his office. Alone, he went back to his rooms, where he sat and listened to the clock tick and the radiator hiss. In the morning, the sun would come through the window like a thrown yellow brick, and maybe it would str...

May 11, 2017

 The police arrived quickly. Studs Fedora watched from the front stoop as uniformed officers escorted Cara Lotts into their squad car. Lt. Block took the transmitter and shook Studs' hand, a look of pity in his face. Studs tried to keep his face expressionless.

May 10, 2017

 Cunningly concealed beneath his shirt, Studs Fedora wore a miniature transmitter, broadcasting everything said in the room to the police. Cara stared at it and her face fell as she saw her life crumble before her eyes. Studs knew exactly how she felt.

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May 9, 2017

 Studs Fedora gazed into Cara's eyes for a long moment. Then he shrugged off his jacket, and Cara's expression lit up. He loosened his tie, and she lowered her gun. Then he opened his shirt.

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May 5, 2017

 After the murder, Cara got close to Studs to keep him distracted. But a strange thing happened. Studs wound up distracting HER! In the middle of all this, Cara Lotts fell in love...

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May 4, 2017

 Studs was supposed to follow Lotts and learn what properties he wanted, so Bricks could get to them first. Instead, Lotts led Studs to the wrong place at the wrong time.

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May 3, 2017

 Faced with the facts, Cara admitted her affair with Bricks Bennett. She wanted Bricks, and she wanted the money, but there was Lotts in the way of both. That's where Studs Fedora came in.

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May 2, 2017

Maybe Cara had drinks with Bricks Bennett...maybe more. Maybe Lotts walked in on them...or maybe he was supposed to. Maybe there was an argument, or some shoving..or maybe it was planned. But Cara was there when Lotts went out the window. 

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