The Blarg!

September 28, 2016

As a superpower, it's not much to brag about (but I'm going to).

My abilities are strictly limited. They only work inside my house, and only on my family.  Don't come running to me if you've lost something important; in fact, my abilities don't seem to work on myself.


July 29, 2015

Rolling ones since 2015.  Last week, really.


July 22, 2015

Reminiscences of games gone wrong.

 ...To Be Continued


Annotations for the curious and/or RPG-challenged:


The game system used here is D&D 5e (5th Edition).


TPK: Stands for Total Party Kill. When all the player's characters are wiped out.


I Storked it: I rolled a terrib...

January 19, 2015

They say a magician NEVER reveals the secret.


Magicians love secrets, especially knowing them.  We love thinking we're smarter than everyone else in the room.  We giggle to ourselves about it, in fact.  We love to smirk when people say, "How did you DO that?"  We...

January 16, 2015

GM: You walk through the door into a room. It's maybe 10' by 20'. Bookshelves line two of the walls, with many strange volumes upon them that you don't recognize. Weird statuettes or figurines adorn the table in the center, around which sit four men.


N00b: What do...

November 3, 2014

Mission Control, this is Ticonderoga 2;  we are go for creative launch.  Commencing countdown at T minus 4…


4...) FUEL PUMPS ARE GO.  Everyone knows that without fuel, a rocket just sits on the launch pad like a high-tech grain silo.  The same is true for cre...

October 27, 2014



It may seem counter-intuitive.  You join a karate dojo to learn fighting techniques, and you get married (presumably) because you love someone.  Kung Fu practitioners kick boards and their mouths don’t match their dialogue, while married couples have babies and...

October 24, 2014

I never thought I'd start a blarg.  Now that I have, you deserve to know who you're dealing with.  This is me in cartoon form.

Why "The Blarg"?  Because I'm not sure what's going to land on this page, and "blog" denotes some measure of confidence and planning.  It'...

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