The Blarg!

April 29, 2015

Tell you a funny story.


This old man has two daughters, see?  One is beautiful, demure, obedient and everybody wants to marry her, while the other is loud, opinionated, strong-willed—your basic nightmare.  So the old man sets up an arranged marriage for the “shrew” dau...

April 6, 2015


Today I have been married to my wife, Anne, for 24 years, which works out to roughly half my life.


Can you think of ANYTHING you've done for half of your life, continuously?  I know somedays it feels like you spend half your life looking at your cell phone, or replyin...

November 10, 2014

It was perfect.  


Bricks Bennet had arranged everything: the balcony table, the champagne, the ring--even the flash mob singing "I Think I Wanna Marry You".  Samantha couldn't say no, and she didn't.  All of Chez Albert burst into cheers when she accepted.


But no...

October 27, 2014



It may seem counter-intuitive.  You join a karate dojo to learn fighting techniques, and you get married (presumably) because you love someone.  Kung Fu practitioners kick boards and their mouths don’t match their dialogue, while married couples have babies and...

Please reload

Featured Posts

LILT: Enter Studs

December 31, 2014

Please reload

Recent Posts

May 11, 2017

May 10, 2017

May 9, 2017

May 3, 2017