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    "Kate Be Trippin, Yo"
    Jeb Brack
    • Apr 29, 2015
    • 2 min

    "Kate Be Trippin, Yo"

    Tell you a funny story. This old man has two daughters, see? One is beautiful, demure, obedient and everybody wants to marry her, while the other is loud, opinionated, strong-willed—your basic nightmare. So the old man sets up an arranged marriage for the “shrew” daughter, offering tons of money if anybody will marry her. Well, this guy takes the challenge. He—get this—he acts like a crazy man around his new wife, deprives her of food and sleep and decent clothes until sh
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    My Better Half-Life
    Jeb Brack
    • Apr 6, 2015
    • 3 min

    My Better Half-Life

    Today I have been married to my wife, Anne, for 24 years, which works out to roughly half my life. Can you think of ANYTHING you've done for half of your life, continuously? I know somedays it feels like you spend half your life looking at your cell phone, or replying to email, or waiting on hold with the cable TV company, or cleaning up messes made by children, animals and spouses. But do the math: 24 years x 365 days x 24 hours x 60 minutes = over 12 MILLION minutes you w
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    JEB
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    The Brack of All Trades

     

    ​I'm a freelance writer and editor.  I'm a podcaster.  I'm an artist and a magician and a game master.  If you need help with any of these things, send me a message.  If this is an emergency, then what are you doing reading my website?  Unless you need an emergency magic show or something...

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