I got this text message a couple of days ago, inquiring of my availability to perform a magic show. At least, that's what the text reads....

They say a magician NEVER reveals the secret. Magicians love secrets, especially knowing them. We love thinking we're smarter than...

I never thought I'd start a blarg. Now that I have, you deserve to know who you're dealing with. This is me in cartoon form. Why "The...