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Jeb Brack
- Apr 6, 2015
- 3 min
My Better Half-Life
Today I have been married to my wife, Anne, for 24 years, which works out to roughly half my life. Can you think of ANYTHING you've done for half of your life, continuously? I know somedays it feels like you spend half your life looking at your cell phone, or replying to email, or waiting on hold with the cable TV company, or cleaning up messes made by children, animals and spouses. But do the math: 24 years x 365 days x 24 hours x 60 minutes = over 12 MILLION minutes you w
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Jeb Brack
- Nov 10, 2014
- 1 min
Life In a Lego Town: The Proposal
It was perfect. Bricks Bennet had arranged everything: the balcony table, the champagne, the ring--even the flash mob singing "I Think I Wanna Marry You". Samantha couldn't say no, and she didn't. All of Chez Albert burst into cheers when she accepted. But no sooner had the crowd dispersed than Brick began to wonder. Had he done the right thing? Had he just set the bar for romance far too high? And who was that dark, winged figure at the top of the stairs? #humor #marria
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Jeb Brack
- Oct 27, 2014
- 3 min
Marriage Is a Martial Art
It may seem counter-intuitive. You join a karate dojo to learn fighting techniques, and you get married (presumably) because you love someone. Kung Fu practitioners kick boards and their mouths don’t match their dialogue, while married couples have babies and stop going clubbing. But matrimony and the martial arts have a lot in common. Both are highly stylized, ritualized forms of combat best done in loose clothing—but it goes even deeper than that. Here are five things
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